| Release Date |
June 13, 2006 |
| Label(s) |
Quote Unquote/Asbestos Records/Asian Man Records |
| Length |
34:35 |
| Track Listing |
1. "Old and Unprofessional" |
| 2. "King of Minneapolis, Pts I and II" |
| — I. "Drank Myself to Death" |
| — II. "True 'til College" |
| 3. "Even Winning Feels Bad" |
| 4. "Side Projects Are Never Successful" |
| 5. "5 Funerals" |
| 6. "My Response to an Article in Alternative Press" |
| 7. "Sorry, Brooklyn. Dancing Won't Solve Anything" |
| 8. "It's Official! We're Borrrrring!" |
| 9. "From Martyrdom to Star(tyr)dom" |
| 10. "All Alone in My Big Empty Apartment" |
| 11. "F*ck the Fans" |
| 12. "Grudge Report" |
| 13. "King of Minneapolis, Pts. III and IV" |
| — III. "OK Hangover" |
| — IV. "Cecil Otter Tattoo" |
| 14. "Anywhere I Lay My Head" (Tom Waits Cover) |
